Adults' Notebooks
Beer is proof that God loves us...
A 100-page, perfect-bound notebook, with neatly-lined interior pages.
What other reason could there be for the amber nectar that has been placed before us?
We love beer, therefore God loves us.
Cheers.
Take me to your lager
A 100-page, perfect-bound notebook, with neatly-lined interior pages.
The aliens are here and they want to party.
And why on Earth (or Mars) not?
When life deals you lemons...
A 100-page, perfect-bound notebook, with neatly-lined interior pages.
Gin and tonic, in the sunshine, with ice and a slice. What could be better?
A nice, colourful, my-cup-is-half-full notebook, designed to brighten the day.
It is making me thirsty.
Fifty sheds of hay
A 100-page, perfect-bound notebook, with neatly-lined interior pages.
We may just be guilty of a little play on words here, but we all know what hay barns are good for, eh?
The farmer's daughter can definitely tell you if you are unsure, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
That is right... storing hay.
Midwives do it all night
A 100-page, perfect-bound notebook, with neatly-lined interior pages.
Well, they do, don't they?
If they didn't, you wouldn't be reading this.
May God bless them, each and every one.
Teachers
A 100-page, perfect-bound notebook, with neatly-lined interior pages.
They are a pedantic bunch, aren't they? Always striving for the best and accepting no flaws in their charges. And quite right, too. When they stop caring and sharing, we may as well go back to living in caves.
Thankfully, sharing and caring works both ways – so you can buy a little gift for a teaching friend by clicking the Amazon link.
Idiots' Grammar Guide
A 100-page, perfect-bound notebook, with neatly-lined interior pages.
It is not rocket science. Knowing when to use 'your' or 'you're' is primary, or even pre-school education. This notebook lays down the rules in simple terms for the most abused words in Facebook status updates.
Journalists, writers, editors, teachers and general grammar nazis should buy this for all their illiterate friends, because they understand the impotence of poofreading and know that the red penis your friend.
Don't worry, be happy.
A 100-page, perfect-bound notebook, with neatly-lined interior pages.
Somewhere to write down all those brilliant ideas you have when you are stoned, perhaps? Or just a cool design and a way of expressing your love of the leaf? Who cares?
It's a great little gift for under a fiver.
Who says three's a crowd?
A 100-page, perfect-bound notebook, with neatly-lined interior pages.
With winter on the way, what better to keep warm than to turn up the heating under the covers by about 100%?
The notebook for jammy so-and-sos (and dreamers).
I Love Sex
A 100-page, perfect-bound notebook, with neatly-lined interior pages.
There can be no arguments over this one. A suitable gift for just about anyone.
Who does not enjoy a bit of nookie?
This notebook belongs to a wanker
A light-hearted gift for your favourite monkey spanker.
It is a high-quality, perfect-bound, 100-page, lined notebook.
In bright yellow, it will not get lost and it has a handy "F*** off!" sign on the back.
It is bound to raise a smile.
This notebook belongs to a horny bitch
This bright red notebook will always be easy to find on the desk.
It is a high-quality, perfect-bound, 100-page, lined notebook.
The back cover has a useful "F*** off!" sign for those moments when you just don't want to be bothered.
Great fun.